If you weren't watching the game, first off shame on you, second you missed one of the most hilarious things i've seen on the field in a while. If you don't know about the San Diego chicken you have likely been living in a hole for most of your life but i'll spell it out anyway. The chicken is one of the Pad's mascots (i believe they have a friar too) and decided to play a little prank on the braves. After donning a Shark suit OVER the chicken suit he snuck up on Glen Hubbard and, i kid you not, humped the bejesus out of him. Then he attacked the braves pen (which for some unknown reason is down the RF line in SD), scrambling the pitchers and coaches. Most fained fear, except for Chad Paronto. He ran out like a nancy boy from a locker room, hands flopped over and prancing. Think of it, all 6'5" and 250 pounds running like that! I was rolling on the floor in stitches. Then to top it all off soon after he had to dodge a foul ball and, low and behold, he does it again. I think i may need surgery to remove the goofy grin from my face. Good day.
(BTW: anyone notice Chad doesn't have a wikipedia page? I think I need to fix this. Any suggestions?)
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